How are these Long Range Fart Delivery methods?

All methods involve water balloons filled with water that 1 or more people farted constantly in.

1) RC AIRPLANE/HELICOPTER:
You load em up with water balloons containing FART loaded water. When they reach mission target, bombs away.

2) MODEL ROCKET:
Fires high up into the sky above your victim. Then the fuselage tears apart and the waterballoons fall down.

3) HELIUM BALLOON:
You strap one or more helium balloons to a small soft cloth woven basket. Inside are a handful of your stinky waterballoons. When it ascends high enough, the helium balloons pop. And well, may god have mercy on whoever the water b's land.

4) RC CAR WITH PNEUMATIC LAUNCHER:
You drive it up to mission target and then activate the pneumatic launcher. Up goes the water balloon.

5) SMART WATERBALLOON BOMBS:
With GPS and laser gyroscope gadgetry, you rig up a "bomb" aparatus. It's got fins on the side. When the "bomb" is released, it then flies toward your target and tears apart, releasing the mighty fart waterballoons.

6) MIRV MODEL ROCKETS:
Basically you have one large ass model rocket. Inside are a bunch of smaller self-guiding waterballoon carrying rockets. The mother rocket reaches suitable destination and altitude. It then blows off the warhead and releases all the little rockets.

7) PIRATE RADIO:
Unfortunately only the sound gets transmitted. Your aparatus stores a CD quality audio sample of your fart. Then it plays it to the radio transmitter, which rapidly hops throughout the entire frequency spectrum. No matter what frequency tuned into, everyone hears your butt.

RC SUBMARINE:
Just like real submarines, they can stay deep and send missiles right up through the water.

I feel so insecure, I had no idea I was this exposed to a fart thousands of miles away